NextDoorTwink - College Straight Roommie Has First Threesome

No, you did not tell me that when you guys moved in.

There's absolutely no way I'd move in with gay guys.

Especially if you guys are a couple, like, fuck no.

Relax, we're not a couple, we're just friends.

Dude, like half of the people on campus are into guys in some capacity.

No way dude, I play soccer with these guys, I change the locker room with them,

like, they see my bare ass, no, they're not fucking gay, that's bullshit.

Alright, can we take a few steps back?

Why won't you move in with gay guys?

Because, I don't know, I'm not...

You guys are gay.

That is hilarious, especially coming from you.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Um, it's obvious this overly mask thing is compensating for something.

Probably his dick.

My dick works fine.

Talking about the size, dumbass.

Whatever, fuck you guys.

I'm not into y'all and... no, fuck no.

That's... that's not who I am.

No, I'm moving out.

Aw, but um, don't you know you signed a year lease?

That means you're responsible for the entire school year.

What? There's no way I'm living with you guys for an entire year, no.

You do know what a lease is, right?

Yes, I fucking know what a lease is.

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